12 Reasons...

Wolfgang, Steve
01/14/24 - Bulletin articles

12 Reasons Why Some Quit Attending Church Services

1. The preacher/elders never came to visit me.
2. Every time I went, they asked for money.
3. The people sitting in my row didn’t seem very friendly.
4. The seats were very hard.
5. The elders/men made a decision I didn’t agree with.
6. I was sitting with hypocrites—they only came to see what others were wearing!
7. Some services went into overtime and I was late getting home.
8. The church sang some songs I had never heard before.
9. The services are scheduled on my only day to sleep in and run errands.
10. My parents took me to too many services when I was growing up.
11. Since I read a book on religion, I feel that I know more than the preacher/elders, anyway.
12. I don’t want to take my children because I want them to choose for themselves what church they like best.

12 Reasons Why a Preacher Quit Attending Football Games

1. The coach never came to visit me.
2. Every time I went, they asked for money.
3. The people sitting in my row didn’t seem very friendly.
4. The seats were very hard.
5. The referees made a decision I didn’t agree with.
6. I was sitting with hypocrites—they only came to see what others were wearing!
7. Some games went into overtime and I was late getting home.
8. The band played some songs I had never heard before.
9. The games are scheduled on my only day to sleep in and run errands.
10. My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.
11. Since I read a book on sports, I feel that I know more than the coaches, anyway.
12. I don’t want to take my children because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.

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